Summer 2018, Thursdays Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Gym: Williamsburg Northside Lower School, 299 N 7th St
Bar: Redd's Tavern, 511 Grand Street 

  • If you're missing players you can/should bring subs (friends? coworkers?) for $10 for the night
  • Games must start with min 6 players, min 2 women.
  • You need 4 actual roster members (any gender) not to forfeit - rest can be subs.
  • The rest you can grab subs (coworkers? pals?) to have that 6 player minimum.
  • Make sure you have enough players as the other teams are counting on your having enough folk for a fun game!
  • Struggling with attendance? Or even if you're not - your friends can permanently join your team late - at a prorated fee for the nights they missed before joining. Email the game manager, Ari about it!


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Open Gym: Want extra playing time? While league games start at 8:30, you can drop in from 7-8:30 for pickup games: laid back non-stop extra court time! $5 for league members...but you can even bring buddies from outside the league to join you - then it's free!

Costume Themes: Best dressed get free shots at the bar each night

All Gym Scrimmage: Halftime break each night from league matches - for a giant goofy game with everyone at once!

Bar Time Shenanigans: Drink specials and beer games nightly for the league (if that's your thing) - and kitchen's open!

Bar Games: It's not just about dodgeball...every night a different team game at the bar: some you nominate your best, some are all-team

Field Day: Think of it like all-star break festivities. Not FOR anything - just a full night of different variations of throwback playground dodgeball games for funsies

1) the Golden Squid - and the right to choose our season's charity recipient! - awarded to our Social Champs: the friendliest, most enthusiastic, always-cool-headed-est team! 
2) The Sandlot Cup for the playoff champions!
3) Bar Champs Trophy - for the best bar game team!

Bar Games Standings

  • Totally optional. Takes a few minutes. But funsies! If your team's playing, must choose different teammates each week to be involved!
  • 1st = 15pts
    2nd = 10pts
    3rd = 7pts
    4th = 5pts
    Participation? = 2pts / Nah, we're cool just hangin at the bar, all good = no points

    League Standings

    Win = 10pts, Tie = 7pts, Loss = 5pts
    Points will be deducted for dickery (arguing, "oh my god are you serious I totally hit him! Bullshit! I'm mad about recreational sports grrr!", being a goober)...but you'll be fine, because you're not a dick, right?