Fall Season Registration
Well hey hey there! Welcome to NYC Dodgeball. The only league in the world (legitimately!) offering nights with all 4 types of dodgeballs - Rubber, No-Sting, Cloth, and Foam. So here’s our deal: we’re not some big corporation trying to gouge you - our super classy motto is “don’t be a dick.” We started this as a community thing - we charge you the least, you get more playing time, plus our reputation is having the best social scene...like people actually getting to know each other instead of a bunch of pre-existing cliques. Because we’re players too - and I dunno, we just got tired when leagues advertise “social!”… but then each pod of 5 friends just sticks with themselves and no one hangs out and charging you a ton for that. Ew. No. Ew. So! We’ll take care of teams, t-shirts, all that annoying planning stuff. All you gotta do is signup and show up on the night you choose!
Join more than one league in a season? Your second league is half price!
All of our leagues nights have 2 signup options: Social “Shits & Giggles” League and Social Standard League. You’ll play only against your preferred level - but both are in the same gym & bar: playing & being goofy in costume themes & then bar-partying together so you get to meet even more people. Both social, both welcoming to any skill, just Standard is geared more for those that wanna get better and/or a little more athletic.
Mondays - Tuesdays - Wednesdays - Thursdays
Mondays - Nolita, Old school Rubber playground balls
Monday - The DownTown Party
(Sept 23- Nov 4, ~7:20-9:40pm), St. Patrick’s Gym - 268 Mulberry Street
Shits ‘n’ Giggles & Standard Leagues
Mondays are our largest group - maybe because we play with the old school rubber playground balls - the way god intended when she created gym class? (More likely probably because like 9 subway lines go there, but I’ll always have a soft spot for those balls, so I’m going with the first reason.)
Tuesdays - SoHo, Soft Foam balls
Tuesday - The Pillow fight
(Sept 25- Nov 5, ~7:40-9:20pm), Thompson St Athletic Center - 145 Thompson St
Shits ‘n’ Giggles & Standard Leagues
Tuesdays is our newest night! Foam balls are what most every dodgeball league exclusively uses. For us, just one of our options. They’re basically toy pillow spheres from a kids catalogue! But you know what, they’re soft, they’re safe, and a ton of goofy fun. Actually make for great competition on the Standard side…and on the Shits n Giggles side? We all got that friend who is scared of sports right? This league is as laid back goofy as it gets. Can’t throw or catch to save your life? You’ve found your people.
Wednesdays - Upper East Side, No-Sting squishy rubber Dodgeballs
Wednesday - The Uptown FUNK
(Sept 26- Nov 6, ~7:40-9:20pm) St. Stephen’s School - 408 East 82nd Street
Social Shits ‘n’ Giggles & Standard Leagues
Wednesdays are our original flavor. 6 years running! We use smaller ‘no-sting’ balls here. The most popular balls on the West Coast. Kinda like a squishy jello ball? Harder to catch, but easier to throw than rubber play-ground balls. They’re great for all players. Big fan. Really a perfect medium between the old school playground balls like Mondays, and our softer foam balls Tuesdays. (Also 100% the most comfy to nap on when I get to the gym early before games, but that’s probably more a ref perk.)
Thursday - Williamsburg, Soft Euro Cloth balls
Thursday - No SLeep til Brooklyn
(Sept 27- Nov 7, ~7:40-9:20pm), Williamsburg Northside School - 299 N 7th St
Shits ‘n’ Giggles & Standard Leagues
Our fastest growing spot and we’re the only league in America playing with European Cloth balls (from the 2018 Dodgeball World Cup we hosted—ALL CAPS HUMBLE BRAG.) They’re soft covered so they’re good for beginners, but they’re not toys and still inflated - so good for vets too. Honestly, if I didn’t grow up playing with my first love, the Old School Rubber Balls, I think these would objectively be my favorite.
REFUND POLICY: No refunds generally speaking. I mean, you can't buy an ice cream and return it because you don't like it. We've already got shirts ordered and schedules made! That F's us up and more importantly, the season/your team up! On top of that - we're already the cheapest league in the city, man. We gotsta pay the bills here! If you had a poopy time or a scheduling conflict we can maybe offer you league credit to a different one of our league options next time. I mean, we're not gonna be a dick - you get hit by a car and show up in a full body cast, yeah, we'll give you a refund, sign your cast, and send you tear stained get well cards.