Spring Season Registration
Well hey hey there! Welcome to NYC Dodgeball. The only league in the world (legitimately!) offering nights with all 4 types of dodgeballs - Rubber, No-Sting, Cloth, and Foam. So here’s our deal: our whole thing is community - we charge you the least, we let you play the most, plus our reputation is having the tightest social scene. Because we’re players too - and I dunno, we just got tired when leagues advertise “social” but it’s really just a bunch of pre-existing friend cliques. Then they charge you a poop ton? Ew. No. Ew. So! Our super classy motto is “don’t be a dick.” I dunno, seems to work. We’ll take care of teams, t-shirts, all that annoying planning stuff. All you gotta do is signup and show up on the night you choose!
Join more than one league in a season? Your second league is half price!
Mondays - Tuesdays - Wednesdays - Thursdays
Mondays - Nolita, Old school Rubber playground balls
Monday - The DownTown Party
(April - June), St. Patrick’s Gym - 268 Mulberry Street
Social Shits ‘n’ Giggles & Social Intermediate Leagues
Mondays are our largest group - maybe because we play with the old school rubber playground balls - the way god intended? Also because it’s 2 groups playing next to each other. Social “Shits & Giggles” League and Social Intermediate League. Both social, both welcoming to any skill, just Intermediate is geared more for those that wanna get better and/or a little more athletic. But both are in the same gym & bar regardless: playing & being goofy in costume themes & then bar-partying together.
Tuesdays - SOHO, Soft Foam balls
Tuesday - Foam Festivities
(April - June), LREI Gym - 145 Thompson Street
Shits ‘n’ Giggles League
Tuesdays are our our newest league! Foam balls are - I guess - the “toys” of the dodgeball world (legitimately I order them from a kids catalogue - they’re basically pillow spheres!) But you know what, they’re soft, they’re safe, and soooo easy. They’ve been a ton of goofy fun. Like, we’ve all got that friend who is scared of sports right? This league is as laid back goofy as it gets. Can’t throw or catch to save your life? No matter at all! Not to mention after the games, we all go to everyone’s favorite - 3Sheets Saloon!
Wednesdays - Upper East Side, No-Sting squishy rubber Dodgeballs
Wednesday - The Uptown FUNK
(April - June), St. Stephen’s Gym - 408 East 82nd Street
Social Shits ‘n’ Giggles & Social Intermediate Leagues
Wednesdays are our original flavor. 6 years running! We use smaller ‘no-sting’ balls here. The most popular balls on the West Coast. Kinda like a squishy jello ball? Harder to catch, but easier to throw than rubber play-ground balls. Like Mondays, it’s 2 groups: Social “Shits & Giggles” & Social Intermediate. Playing next to each other, bar partying & goofy costuming together. Both social, both welcoming to any skill, just Intermediate is geared more for those that wanna get better and/or a little more athletic.
Thursday - Williamsburg, Soft Euro Cloth Dodgeballs
Thursday - No SLeep til Brooklyn
(April - June), Williamsburg Northside School - 299 N 7th St
Social League
We’ve expanded to Williamsburg Thursday. Because….trendy facial hair? In our 2nd year in here, it’s our fastest growing social league and the only league in the country that plays with the official European Cloth balls (from the 2018 Dodgeball World Cup we hosted—HUMBLE BRAG) Soft covered so they’re good for beginners, but not like toys - so they’re good for returners too. Honestly, personal favorite ball. And Thursday is for sure an easier party night for most folk for bar games, costumes, & shenanigans!
REFUND POLICY: No refunds generally speaking. I mean, you can't buy an ice cream and return it because you don't like it. We've already got shirts ordered and schedules made! That F's us up and more importantly, the season/your team up! On top of that - we're already the cheapest league in the city, man. We gotsta pay the bills here! If you had a poopy time or a scheduling conflict we can maybe offer you league credit to a different one of our league options next time. I mean, we're not gonna be a dick - you get hit by a car and show up in a full body cast, yeah, we'll give you a refund, sign your cast, and send you tear stained get well cards.