Winter 2018, Mondays NoLita, Manhattan
Gym: Old St Patrick's Youth Center, 268 Mulberry St

  • Games must start with min 6 players, at least 2 of them women.
  • Now, ya only need 4 actual roster members (any gender) not to forfeit. The rest you can grab subs (coworkers? pals?) to have that 6 player minimum.
  • Don't have your full squad for a night? Even if you have "enough" but not the full crew, you can bring subs - 10 people? 12? All good! Subs can join your team for $10 a night. The other teams are counting on your having enough folk for a fun game!
  • Your friends can join your team late permanently - at prorated fee for the nights they missed before joining.


Open Gym: Want extra playing time? While league games start at 7:30, you can drop in from 6:00-7:30 for pickup games: laid back non-stop extra court time! $5 for league members...but you can even bring buddies from outside the league to join you - then it's free!

Costume Themes: Best dressed get free shots at the bar each night

All Gym Scrimmage: Halftime break each night from league matches - for a giant goofy game with everyone at once!

Bar Time Shenanigans: Drink specials and beer games nightly for the league (if that's your thing) - and kitchen's open!

Bar Games: It's not just about dodgeball...every night a different team game at the bar: some you nominate your best, some are all-team

Field Day: Think of it like all-star break festivities. Not FOR anything - just a full night of different variations of throwback playground dodgeball games for funsies

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1) the Golden Squid - and the right to choose our season's charity recipient! - awarded to our Social Champs: the friendliest, most enthusiastic, always-cool-headed-est team! 
2) The Sandlot Cup for the playoff champions!
3) Bar Champs Belt - for the best bar game team!


Bar Games Standings

  • Totally optional. Takes a few minutes. But funsies! If your team's playing, must choose different teammates each week to be involved!
  • 1st = 15pts
    2nd = 10pts
    3rd = 5pts
    Participation? = 2pts / Nah, we're cool just hangin at the bar, all good = no points

    League Standings

    Win = 10pts, Loss = 5pts
    Points will be deducted for dickery (arguing, "oh my god are you serious I totally hit him! Bullshit! I'm mad about recreational sports grrr!", being a goober)...but you'll be fine, because you're not a dick, right?